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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 13:08

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Why is there so much free porn on the internet?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

As an atheist don't you really feel fear for committing sins which are not violating national laws?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Has your mother ever walked in on you at an inappropriate time?

Sure no problem officer.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Why does a narcissist act like it's nothing when they hurt you?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

After a few moments he returns.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Can you name an example of bad parenting?

Yes sir it is.

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